Queer kissmas

The fabulous LGBT Poet Laureate shares a flirty, festive poem




Queer kissmas


It’s the festive season, Hip hip hooray!

Now’s a good time to be happy and Gay

This time of year can be lonely and cold

So get out those glad-rags, be daring. Be bold


Try a new lipstick, buy a sprig of mistletoe

Tune into the season, its ringing Go Gay Go!

Dry clean that jacket. Put on that bow tie

If you feel like snogging, don’t think why?


Christmas time can be stressful and fraught

Overspending, overeating, doing what you ought

So relax and smile a little, look around you, it’s free.

Enjoy the many pleasures of our Community


Be kind, be nice, it is the seasonal mission

Spread love and goodwill, I give you my permission

Just one more thing to say before I go

I wish you a Merry Xmas, with lots of Yo, Ho, Ho!



Only reading DIVA online? You're missing out. For more news, reviews and commentary, check out the latest issue. It's pretty badass, if we do say so ourselves.


divadigital.co.uk // divadirect.co.uk


Edit ModuleEdit Module
Edit ModuleShow Tags

Related Articles

WIN! Two tickets to the European premiere of The Gulf

This award-winning play centres around a lesbian relationship

Alice Levine: We’re taking Porno to the world

My Dad Wrote A Porno co-host Alice Levine tells Carrie Lyell what to expect from their UK tour

The Voice UK's Lauren Bannon

The singer talks role models, designer dresses, and kissing her wife on primetime TV

Barbara Brownskirt reveals all on her “complex, womb-y, epic” new poetry

Danielle Mustarde chats to the self-appointed "Poet Laurete of Penge"

Add your comment:
Edit Module

Follow Us



Edit ModuleShow Tags
Edit ModuleShow Tags Edit ModuleShow Tags
Edit ModuleShow Tags Edit ModuleShow Tags
Edit ModuleShow Tags