"Life is not quite the same without you by my side"
"My babies are growing up and I want to freeze time. I'm not ready for this. I've only just become a Mum"
"I would rather rub chillies in my eyes than do it again"
"You'd think by child three, I'd have cracked this parenting lark"
"It was that point when you've recently had a baby and your new normal life has kicked in and you're thinking, 'Is this it?'"
"Go away with your grand Pinterest parenting ideas and leave me to kick into survival mode to make it through each day!"
"It's baby steps, but hey I only produced a whole new life seven weeks ago!"
"This is it. This is me on my own with our three children."
"Then, as if we weren't sick of any dramas and hospitals, the most horrible thing happened"
"There's way too much pressure on new mums to be looking a certain way after they've had a baby, but they've just had a baby!"