"It's baby steps, but hey I only produced a whole new life seven weeks ago!"
"This is it. This is me on my own with our three children."
"Then, as if we weren't sick of any dramas and hospitals, the most horrible thing happened"
"There's way too much pressure on new mums to be looking a certain way after they've had a baby, but they've just had a baby!"
"L and I can do anything together and this just proves it"
"Once I'm holding that fresh little life in my arms and feeling their heartbeat on my chest I know I'll be ready for the next chapter"
"We weren't prepared for there to be complications... I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes"
"My wife was 'one of those parents'. You know the ones you eye-roll at and think, 'Get a grip - it's only a three year old's nativity'."
"If somebody has the magic answers to balance it all, please send them my way"
"I mean, it's premium sperm - look at the beautiful babies it creates!"