"We go to birthdays and dinners and nights out together; testing out the fabric of each other’s lives; seeing how we fit in."
"You, my beautiful girl, are perfect."
"I’ve always been wary of the whole lesbian girl gang – or more specifically, my girlfriend’s lesbian girl gang."
"My friends can’t understand why I’m still with her."
“I’m constantly amazed at how good it feels to kiss someone I’m actually attracted to.”
"I didn’t really understand what chemistry was until I met Blue Eyes."
“She’s so beautiful it takes all my willpower not to ravish her in the communal hallway.”
“Fuck it, I think and ask her out for a drink.”
“I think my vagina just died.”
“I almost wish I was on acid so I could hallucinate a better date.”