“Will I wake up tomorrow morning in a sweaty, naked marital sandwich?”
“What kind of women do you swipe right to?”
“Guys - my sexuality has nothing to do with you.”
“All these things would be nicer with someone to share them with.”
“I laugh at the speeches, weep at the vows and fall head over heels in love with love all over again.”
"I’m stunned when she admits that she’s slept with women before."
“The thing is I’m not actually 100% sure she’s gay.”
“Let me tell you a story about a girl who came out.”
“I wriggle into a slinky LBD and dim the lights ready to titillate my paramour.”
"In truth, I’m not girlfriend material. Not yet anyway."