“Paint me like one of your French girls.”
“'Do you think you’d be the man or the woman in a relationship?' Can't we both be the women?"
"Tinder seems to be awash with the curious, the bewildered and the confused."
"I take her hand and lead her upstairs."
"When you’re dating women there’s a pitifully small pool to choose from."
"Will I eventually be telling my kids that 'mummy met mummy on a seedy dating app'?!"
"I really want to kiss you..."
"All great romances start on Tinder these days."
"If I can’t even look at a woman, how on earth am I going to actually talk to one?"
"For anyone who’s feeling lonely, confused, lost or afraid, this blog is for you."