"We weren't prepared for there to be complications... I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes"
"My wife was 'one of those parents'. You know the ones you eye-roll at and think, 'Get a grip - it's only a three year old's nativity'."
"If somebody has the magic answers to balance it all, please send them my way"
"I mean, it's premium sperm - look at the beautiful babies it creates!"
"It's about getting that balance"
"What was I thinking when I packed a book to read when I got some chill time???"
"It's only 18 weeks to go until we meet baby number three and find out if they are as a chaotic as number two!"
“Surely I can't be the only one who worries about all of this stuff”
"Child free for a whole 24 hours..."
And right on cue the terrible twos have begun...