Our first argument was about Stella McCartney lingerie. Is that perhaps the most lipstick lesbian thing I have ever said?
When you fancy someone as stupendously as I fancied Pearl, it sort of takes over, and influences everything you do.
Ever-reducing wardrobe space and stepping on mascara in the morning aside, I’ve never felt more at home
Is there anything sexier than a hot, steamy bath for two?
“Hey, we’ve matched in three different apps now so we should probably just get married.”
Welcome to femme invisibility.
At the end of every passionate embrace I wonder, “Have I ruined my lipstick?”
The problem with being a lipstick lesbian couple is the slight air of competitiveness when it comes to matters of appearance.
This week Rosie discovers the challenges of maintaining her femme mystique.
Introducing Rosie Mussen, femme extraordinaire.