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Hello happy place

"When I was younger I didn’t have a clue what real happiness was. I thought it was all the crap they sell you: Holidays! Shoes! Mascara! Your Best Hair Ever!"

Can’t date, won’t date

"It sounds dramatic, but I honestly don’t know if I can stomach online dating anymore."

Keep calm and carry on drinking

"I wake up hotter than hell, my mouth dry and dusty as a warthog’s arsehole."

Agony in the age of choice

“Are you dating anyone else at the moment?”

Don't you want me, baby?

"When you really like someone you text back, even if you’re on the fucking moon."

So long to sweet 16

"Instead of worrying that it would all happen too fast, I’m beginning to worry it might never happen at all."

The long goodbye

"People still ask me how I couldn’t have known I was gay and I always struggle to find the words to explain."

Bad karma

"I’ve started to wonder if my karma’s gone a bit wonky, because bad things just keep happening."

What dreams are made of

"I wasn’t interested in love, marriage or happily-ever afters. I wanted happily-ever morning afters."

Was it good for you?

"When Elsa sang, 'Let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back anymore', I believe she was talking about a wildly out of control muff."
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