Guess who’s headlining Brighton Pride...
It's Britney, bitch
Hold onto your orange latex catsuits, people, because Brighton Pride’s only gone and snagged the pop star who was Born To Make You Happy. We’re so Lucky, she’s a star, she Drives Us Crazy… It’s Britney, bitch.
Brighton Pride shared the joyous news today on social media.
We are thrilled to announce that Legendary pop icon Britney Spears will be the headline act for Pride on Sat 4th Aug— Brighton Pride (@PrideBrighton) January 23, 2018
Pride will be the first place in Europe to see the global megastar performing her spectacular Las Vegas show ‘Britney – Piece of Me’ https://t.co/eY7zqXOaTs pic.twitter.com/ypIjcaKlAN
Now don’t get me wrong. I Love Rock ’n’ Roll, but I also love Britney Spears. (Please don’t Hold It Against Me. It’s My Prerogative etc etc.) In fact, I’m so excited about Britney headlining Brighton that I will be squeezing as many Britney puns as humanly possible into this post. Puns and GIFs. Everytime. Even if you find it faintly Toxic. That’s just How I Roll.
Seriously. Britney at Brighton Pride?! What could be camper or more flamboyantly fun? The legendary Ms Spears is Stronger than ever. She’s going to leave us screaming, “Gimme More” (along with “I’m A Slave 4 U” and “Brit, I wish you were a Womaniser!”) Was that another Britney pun? Oops, I think I did it again…
Oh Brighton, a Pride like you should wear a warning. Will someone please E-mail My Heart and tell it that this is not a false alarm? Fingers crossed she Breathes On Me.
Brighton Pride is on 4 August 2018. Britney Spears will be performing her Las Vegas Piece Of Me show in Preston Park.
For more info and tickets head to brighton-pride.org.
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