Kristen Stewart Goes Bottomless, Jackie Warner Arrested
Plus Tegan struck down by illness.
Werner arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
How the mighty fall. What appeared first to be a torrid DUI is evolving into a highly suspect scandal involving assault, missing pants, and the Ambien defense. Let’s commence with a timeline. For those of you existing outside the Bravo universe, Jackie Warner starred in Bravo’s reality workout program Work Out. She’s openly gay and owns a gym in West Hollywood. West Hollywood—or Weho as Los Angeleons call it—is a wealthy technicolor hub of homosexuality and the setting of this sordid tale. aka the gayest neighborhood in America, and the setting of this sordid tale.
On Friday night, Warner crashed her car into a pole. When the cops arrived at the scene, Warner BACKED HER CAR into a police vehicle. Hitting a police car rarely yields a positive result, and this incident proved no exception. The cops arrested Warner and set the bail to 60k.
After her arrest, Warner breathed a 0.08% on the breathalyzer test. This so happens to be the legal limit.
If you’ve read this far, you probably assume that Warner was wasted, tripping, or just really missing the spotlight. Here’s where it really gets fun: sources close to Warner told TMZ “that she went to lunch that afternoon and had 1 martini. She took an Uber to and from the restaurant. The sources say when she got home she took an Ambien, went to sleep, and when she woke up she was in the hospital ... with no recollection of driving. The sources add to prove she was ‘sleep driving,’ she was not wearing pants when she was arrested ... just underwear.”
Tegan and Sara cancel Aussie tour
Tegan is dead. No, I kid. But she is sick enough for the duo to cancel their Australian tour. In a statement released Thursday afternoon, Tegan Quin announced: "At the recommendation of my GP, I have decided to postpone our Australian/New Zealand tour to continue my recovery and ensure I don't do longer-term damage to my singing voice and health.”
Ticketholders will receive a full refund.
Hayley Kiyoko dropped her new single, ‘Sleepover’
Like Hayley, Sleepover is super gay. Check out the music video above. If you don’t know who Hayley Kiyoko is, check out Buzzfeed’s awesome explainer here.
Kristen Stewart goes NSFW in V Magazine
Kristen Stewart is on the cover of V Magazine. In a very revealing photospread, Kristen Stewart flaunts her assets in a crackling photoshoot. Pop over to V Magazine for the interview, full spread, and that ass.
Tilda Swinton is meta in the new Okja Trailer
Swinton plays a frosty locked and pale skinned woman who intently rambles about synthesizing nature while a Korean girl looks into the eyes of an animal. It is about the animal in all of us. Ambitious.
Rosie O'Donnell holds 'resistance address' rally outside White House ahead of Trump speech
I love how Trump’s election has given O’Donnell a new, positive purpose. Hopefully, her days of writing poetry are, if not completely behind us, at least curtailed by this more palatable pursuit.
Cara Delevingne Returns as Face of PUMA’s ‘Do You’ Campaign
How did she know seafoam is my favorite color and I love ickle kitties? Stop flirting with me, Cara.
If you have a couple minutes to burn and feel like fawning over Cara, check out W’s slideshow of her style evolution here.
Ruby Rose and GF attend Oscar party
Ruby Rose wore camo and her girlfriend wore I don’t care and never will. This picture is of Ruby’s Oscar outfit, which was far superior.
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