No, I'm not a lesbian because I hate men

I've no idea why I'm a lesbian but here are 10 so-called "explanations" that are totally whack




I am not a lesbian because…


1. I hate men


2. I don't want children


3. I'm unsure about my sexuality


4. I had a traumatic childhood/early life experience


5. I want to offend certain religious groups and undermine the conventional traditions of marriage


6. I haven't had/met the right penis yet


7. I want attention and/or want to be "different"


8. I drank contaminated water


9. I want to be a man


10. And lastly, I am not a lesbian because I chose my sexual orientation



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