Dear Hot Stuff,
I've just begun a relationship with one of the most
incredible girls I've ever met: beautiful, intelligent, kind and
generous. She also happens to be an insatiable dirty vixen in the
bedroom and we can't get enough of one another. I've had to have a
week off work so we can stay in and have sex. I don't want this to
stop! But I'm terrified of real life having to finally kick
What do you think? Any advice?
Dear Nympho in Newport,
Congratulations, Nympho! You're living the dream, surely? A
gorgeous girl who you're obviously head over heels for and who
can't get enough of you, nor you her. The first throes of passion
are always the absolute best - obsessional, rampant, non-stop.
Staying in bed all day, shagging in every possible corner of the
house... Gosh, you won't need to go to the gym for a month!
Of course, as you say, real life must eventually kick in. Why,
if only everyone could do what you have done and take a week off
work, the world would be a much better place! Less stress,
less panic at arriving late for everything and not being able to
concentrate on even the tiniest thing or the simplest task.
My advice is simple Nympho, enjoy it to the maximum whilst it
lasts, but don't be frightened either, of reality finally invading
your sex-drenched love-nest. If you like this girl as much as you
say you do, then the 'reality' part is the best part. Meeting each
other's friends, learning everything there is to know about one
another, integrating this new, incredible person into
your day-to-day life - normality, right! We can't live in a
Hollywood movie forever. You know, the ones where they
bonk and still somehow manage to have perfect make-up
afterwards... She's going to see you with crazy panda eyes,
she's going to see you ill, drunk, upset, angry. You're going to
pass wind in bed and if she loves you, then she'll love you all the
more for it.
So enjoy your moment, Nympho. Do it on behalf of the rest of us!
But don't forget that real life is the best part and the part that
you have to hope lasts forever.
Until then, enjoy the orgasms!
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