Dear Hot Stuff,
Summer is always an exciting time; the sunshine, the
late nights, the cheeky cocktails at all times of the day. It's
pretty much the best time of year (when it finally
arrives!).
But as I begin to pack my bikini and suncream this year
I need to make some space for your advice. I'm taking my girlfriend
on holiday with me. Yes, nothing wrong with that, I hear you say,
but if I tell you that I'm taking her to our second family home in
the Italian countryside and said family will also be
present?
And they have no idea I am gay! (Yes, I know, it's not
great at 24 years old...) Aside from the obvious role-play that my
girlfriend is just a good friend, I would appreciate a couple
of tips on making it a spicy holiday without anyone knowing. I hope
you really are the naughtiest one of them all, Hot
Stuff!
Thanks so much,
Stacie, Isle of Wight
Dear Incognito in the Isle of
Wight,
I kind of like this, Incognito. But before I slip (ho!) into sex
mode, first of all let's be clear about two things. One, be aware
of the risks that you're running when you bring home a 'best
friend' at 24 to a family unaware that you're a massive lesbian. If
they find you shagging in the jacuzzi, they might think that
something odd is afoot. Secondly, and I really don't want to sound
judgmental here, Incognito, but at this independent, living-away
from home kind of age, maybe you should consider telling them about
your particular sexual inclinations?
Anyway, you can of course choose to ignore all of the above and
simply get down to business (hum).
First and foremost, nighttime is for sleeping and so provided
you serve a sufficient amount of alcoholic beverage at the dinner
table (mixed with the Italian sunshine), everyone should be out of
it come midnight, leaving you plenty of time to get jiggy with it
(hum again).
During the daytime, why not indulge in a glorious walk around
the countryside? Why, there might be some abandoned villas, a nice
field, a fence to lean up against? You could sightsee, catch
some rays, roll around the hay a little? Just a nice long,
relaxing, orgasmic stroll and back in time for tea and
antipasti.
I'm pretty sure if the house is big enough for you all to
holiday there, there are bound to be a few hidden corners you may
want to explore? It's all about setting the mood, Incognto; think
DOLCE VITA ('sweet life' as the Italians say), or relax and just do
it!
Finally, if you're feeling particularly dirrrty (Xtina - always
a summer favorite!), why not try a little footsie under the dinner
table at a family gathering? Did I say footsie? I actually meant a
hand under the dress. After all, no one else has to know she came
to dinner with no underwear on, speaking of which, no one has
to know that she came at dinner, full stop...
Buon Viaggio!
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