Dear Hot Stuff,
I've been with my girlfriend for ages and we are both
really sexually daring; I would say we've done just about anything
and everything! Our next project is to have sex in a
range of strange and exotic places... Have you got any suggestions
for us?
Chloë, Alnwick
Dear Adventurer in Alnwick,
Good question, Adventurer! I love a girl with a taste for
danger. But you've put me under pressure to perform now and I only
hope I can live up to your high expectations. Many people can
confirm to having touched the surface of weird and wonderful -
bathrooms, kitchens, parents' bedroom, but really that's just the
bare minimum. To be frank, I'm not even sure they qualify as weird
and wonderful, they're just kind of average and boring...
Try these on for size and let me know how you guys get on.
You might want to double-check the legality (and
feasibility) of certain of these, but hey, you did ask...
10. A retirement home
What? Old people do actually 'do' it, why not get a head
start?
9. A morgue
As seen in Lip Service... Taking the concept of ASOS one step
further.
8. A moving truck
The one from the second date, right?
7. A bed shop
Testing the merchandise...
6. At your girlfriend's ex's house
So wrong but so naughty!
5. In a sperm bank
Ironic!
4. In the supermarket
In between the cucumbers and carrots. No-one should actually
ever do this.
3. At Disneyland
Ariel was clearly gasping for it.
2. In a cupboard
Just for the sheer hell of it.
1. An igloo
This one might prove complicated.
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