Dear Hot Stuff,
I loved your article last week about adventurous places to
have sex. I would like to be able to try out some of the wackier
ideas but unfortunately my Mrs isn't too up for that kind of thing.
Would you have any advice on how to get her more
Emily from Kent
Dear Keen in Kent,
I'm glad you liked my top 10 from last week, Keen (check with a
licensed doctor before attempting number ten notably...). However,
who's to say it's everyones cup of tea? After all, not every
potential adventurer has it in them to truly become a Lara Croft of
lesbian sexual escapades, and thank goodness for that.
Imagine if every girl one shacked up with was only interested in
swinging from lampshades and getting it on nature-style in fields
and whatnot? Bloody hell. A quickie would be nigh-on impossible,
sex would require months of prep, planning, pep-talks, miniature
modelling and special-effects artists... Sometimes some good
old-fashioned how's your father in a bed is all you need.
Having said that, it takes the odd Titanic or Avatar to make one
better appreciate the simple beauty of say, allez, The Artist (just
to be super-duper original, why not...).
So... If discussion and/or pleading and/or negotiating in exchange
for domestic chores, aren't really cutting the butter with your
girlfriend I propose that 'doing' might be the best plan of action.
Next time you're out and about, whisper suggestively to her, slide
a hand where a hand shouldn't normally be... In other words, try
taking control of the situation in the most seductive and glamorous
way possible. If you make the prospect too good to resist then
chances are, she won't...
Psst! Got a problem in the boudoir? Write to Hot Stuff, in
confidence, at firstname.lastname@example.org.