Thanks to the power of YouTube, we're able to bring you these
three trailers for Channel 5's new reality show, Candy Bar Girls,
which some kind soul has recorded off the telly.
The trailers are called "Pussy", "Chess" and "Workout".
They're very short so it's difficult to get much of a sense of
exactly what we can expect from the show, but what we can glean
from these is that Candy Bar Girls may well offer:
a) plenty of eye-catching neon signage,
b) throbbing dance beats, and
c) a classic example of "pussy"-related double entrendre.
They're also promising to bring us "real lesbians, real lives,
no cliches...." which sounds like a great place to start. We are
definitely looking forward to the first episode, airing Tuesday 7
July. Set your Sky Box.