A list of famous women who we wish were gay is an oldie but a
goodie and to ring in 2012 properly we thought we'd take a moment
to consider the topic anew. The result? Our current top 10. Some
are old favourites, others may be surprise new entries....
Angelina Jolie
She's the beautiful bad girl who's done everything, including
girl-on-girl sex. Ex-lover, model Jenny Shimizu (when oh when will
the sex tape leak?), said: "I've never kissed anyone with a bigger
mouth than Angelina. It's like two water beds." Brad Pitt can't
have completely tamed her wild side - those lips were made for more
than kissing beardy men…
Lady Gaga
Who doesn't have a dirty crush on Gaga's dragtastic male
alter-ego Jo Calderone? The boundary-breaking musician, an
outspoken supporter of gay rights, already calls herself a bisexual
- but, come on, lesbian is so much more Lady Gaga.
Naya Rivera
We'd always hoped there was more to Santana and Brittany's
friendship and watched with "Glee" as BFFs became FWB and finally
the good ship Brittana sailed as Santana declared her love. Not
only is Naya Rivera eye-wateringly hot, she's played Santana's
coming out story with tear-jerking tenderness.
Rihanna
The beautiful-bottomed bombshell has had her fair share of
bisexual rumours, none of which she's fended off very convincingly.
Our beloved good girl gone bad has a healthy interest in boobs: "I
don't have a lot so anytime I see a good rack I grab 'em." Excuse
me while I think about getting groped by RiRi…
Tina Fey
We can't resist a funny girl and comedian, writer and actress
Tina Fey is achingly funny. Fey really should be gay (see, it even
rhymes!). It's a running joke on 30 Rock that her character is an
unawakened lez, she writes sensitively and hilariously about LBGT
issues and, as her domination of Sexiest Women lists shows,
lesbians love her.
Azealia Banks
She has the sweetest smile and the filthiest mouth in rap. The
video for her saucy single 212 makes a Mickey Mouse jumper and
plaits look more sexually aggressive than leather lingerie and a
whip. This girl knows how to play with the boys - but we just wish
she'd play with us.
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman has been cool ever since she played a tough
twelve-year-old hitman's sidekick in Leon. Since then she's shaved
her head, campaigned for worthy causes, done a lesbian sex scene
with Mila Kunis and casually graduated with a degree from Harvard
University. We're in love.
Caitlin Moran
With her laugh-out-loud book How To Be A Woman, The Times's
exuberant columnist has made feminism fun again. From writing a
novel aged 15 to getting drunk with Lady Gaga, this sharp-tongued
lass with a penchant for biker boots has done it all. We can only
hope that her next title is How To Be A Lesbian.
Emma Watson
My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes… Ok so
Hermione might be a bit of a guilty pleasure, but think of all the
Hogwarts schoolgirl role play. On screen she was nerdy, feisty and
beautiful - and then she got that pixie haircut.
Pink
The ultimate. Need I say more?
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