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Top 10 Lesbian Jokes

Why would lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?

Fran Hayden

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:07:07 GMT | Updated 1 years today

So we all like a laugh, right? And what kind of humour do lesbians like? Tongue in cheek... Ok, that one was a freebie, and a poor freebie at that. But here are some of the best lesbian jokes out there - proving that we don't take ourselves too seriously.


Caution: Some jokes may offend you sensitive souls out there!

 

1. Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A: Well hung.


2. Q: What do you call 100 heavily armed lesbians? A: Militia Etheridge!

 

3. Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? A: Gaylick

4. Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? A: Single!

5. Q: How do you know you're in a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

 

6. Q: Why would lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.

 

7. Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons!

 

8. Q: Ever wondered what is the leading cause of death amongst lesbians? A: Hairballs.

 

9. Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? A: Same time next month?

 

10. Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? Q: A country.

 

 

Know any more? Register (it's quick and easy) to share 'em in the comments.

 

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