So we all like a laugh, right? And what kind of humour do
lesbians like? Tongue in cheek... Ok, that one was a freebie, and a
poor freebie at that. But here are some of the best lesbian jokes
out there - proving that we don't take ourselves too seriously.
Caution: Some jokes may offend you sensitive souls out there!
1. Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat
fingers? A: Well hung.
2. Q: What do you call 100 heavily armed
lesbians? A: Militia Etheridge!
3. Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? A:
Gaylick
4. Q: What do you call a lesbian with long
fingernails? A: Single!
5. Q: How do you know you're in a tough lesbian
bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
6. Q: Why would lesbians like to be
reincarnated as whales? A: So they can have 10-foot tongues and
breathe out of the tops of their heads.
7. Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons!
8. Q: Ever wondered what is the leading cause
of death amongst lesbians? A: Hairballs.
9. Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the
other? A: Same time next month?
10. Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
Q: A country.
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