If you, like the majority of people, like orgasms and hate early
mornings, then chances are you're likely to be seriously excited
about the arrival of this new bedroom invention.
The Little Rooster is an alarm clock come vibrator, designed to
arouse you from sleep in the most literal sense. It wakes you up by
gently vibrating on your lady parts - or not so gently if you
prefer it that way, given it has 27 silent settings and three turbo
powered ones in case you're a really "heavy sleeper," - thus
relieving you of the daily anguish of being forced out of sleep by
a jarring, relentless beep. What could be better?
The Little Rooster works by curving comfortably around your
pubic mound - so we've been told - inside your knickers but outside
your body. The wide flat head stabilises the Little Rooster against
your pubic bone and the vibrating leg rests between your legs. The
settings can be fully personalised and vibrate while you pick a
setting so you can make sure everything's just right before you pop
it in your pants and doze off.
At £69 it's not cheap, but you do get a choice of colours -
either champagne pink or white - and the knowledge that you don't
ever have to wake up to that iPhone jingle ever again. You can't
put a price on sanity. Also, the 'Play' function means that it can
be used as a regular sex toy as well.
You can buy The Little Rooster from www.sextoys.co.uk, but you
better hurry, as there's only five left. Alternatively you can buy
it from their official website www.littleroosterstore.com.
It's also available on stand E34 at the Erotica Show at Olympia
Grand Hall, Hammersmith Road, London until 20 November.