It appears that popular actress Jane Lynch may have lost her
battle with terrifying alter ego Sue Sylvester, the acerbic
character she plays on hit TV show Glee.
Speculation is rife about the actress' ongoing fight with
sarcastic fictional character Sylvester for possession of her soul,
following the announcement on the actress' website that she will be
turning off the beautiful and extremely tasteful Christmas lights
on London's Oxford Street this Friday, a full two weeks before
"They've got to go!" Jane/Sue told DIVA. "The only thing that
makes me puke harder than sparkly Christmas lights is Will
Schuester's hair. And that foul mess is next on my hit-list!"
A spokesperson for whomever coordinates the turning off and on
of the Christmas lights in London's premier shopping street said
that to the best of her knowledge no "turning off" ceremony had
been planned, leading this reporter to believe that Sue Sylvester
really has the upper hand now.