Desperate Blood and the Boardwalk City star Daniella Rebecca
Household-Name is said to be "Fine thanks, how are you doing?"
after attempts to generate publicity surrounding her forthcoming
same-sex on-screen kiss have been met with nonchalant disinterest
from media outlets.
"Nope, no one has asked me about it," Household-Name told DIVA's
roving gossip reporter, Evelyn Scoop, who had tracked the Hollywood
beauty down in the Beverly Hills mansion she probably shares with a
buff and handsome manhunk. "I've had a few interviews about my role
on DBATBC recently, but no, not a soul has asked me if kissing
Erica was awkward, or if it was different to kissing a man and if
so, how. Why do you ask?"
As absurd as it sounds, Erica Dawn Divamag, Household-Name's
stunning and exotic new co-star, 26, has also not been probed about
the possible sexual tension involved whilst filming the
soon-to-be-aired scenes in which the two openly-heterosexual
actresses share a kiss and simulate being into each other for the
entertainment of television audiences.
Nor have popular celebrity gossip blogs such as Perez Hilton's
website perezhilton.com thought to report or speculate on the
as-yet-unseen lip-lock. It actually beggars belief!
The episode of the popular American thriller drama comedy
featuring the criminally-underexamined homosexual embrace is
expected to air in the UK next spring. Probably.