Lesbian serial monogamist and Scoop! regular, local woman Sue
Green, has inspired her very own dating site, DIVA can report.
Sue's Chart, found at sueschart.co.uk, was launched in December
2011 by two of Green's disgruntled ex-partners, both of whom wish
to remain nameless. The site is free to join for all those who have
been intimate with the "blatant philanderer".
After being live for only three weeks, the Chart already has
more than two hundred and seventy users.
"It's a great idea," said site-user Sally DuPont, a realtor from
Canada Water who slept with Green twice in September 2007, and
"regrettably" again in January of the following year. "It's great
to know that I already have something in common with all the other
women on this site," she said. "Even if that thing is Sue."
"Already I have been chatting to lots of girls," she added. "And
we've had loads to talk about, like Sue's faddy eating habits and
how selfish she is in bed. We enjoyed chatting so much that a bunch
of us are going to go out together on Friday night and assassinate
her character in person."
Sue Green, currently out of the country on a lesbian "booze
cruise" according to her latest tweets, could not be reached for
comment.
**Obligatory disclaimer: This Scoop! is entirely fictional and
any resemblance to any LGBTSs living or dead is purely a very
spooky accident.
Check out this month's DIVA for more spoofs and satires,
including the shocking truth about Miss Piggy's lesbian
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