Don't get me wrong, Aries. I'm all for living life on
the edge, doing something every day that scares you, yada yada, but
sometimes you can be a little too care free. A perilous activity
can be fun, but when you're finding yourself in constant danger,
well, I think it's about time you reeled it in a little. We
wouldn't want you to be damaged goods now, would we!
Nostalgia is a wonderful thing, Taurus. Watching old
film of your younger self, reliving old (and crazy) fashions. But
when you find yourself cuddling your childhood teddy in bed, I
think you kinda need to snap out of it. I'm sure there is someone
else you'd much rather be snuggling up to in bed than Mr Tiddles,
so get out there and live in the present!
Flighty wee thing, aren't you Gemini? You seem to
know what you want, but as soon as your heart becomes set on it,
your brain gives you something else to toy with, kind of like a
magpie getting distracted by all of these sparkly new ideas coming
your way. Just try to stick to one thing. If you can't do that, try
to take each idea as it comes.
Are you never happy, Cancer? You moan when it's hot,
you moan when it's cold. I'm afraid that your long-suffering
friends are powerless where the weather is concerned so why not
button it? Just for a bit? Or if you feel the urge to moan, find
something a little more worthwhile to get the grumps about - at
least your poor friends can join in that way!
Daily grind getting you down, Leo? Well, you're not
the only one who's sick of the mundane nature of working life,
trust me. I guess you're going to have to bite the bullet and think
of the money. Besides, there are always the weekends for you to let
your hair down and have some, special time, with that loved one of
yours. And your friends of course!
Paperwork coming out of your ear holes, Virgo? Why
don't you try to be a little more organised then, eh? It's all very
well saying that you'll 'do it later' but when 'later' keeps
getting put off and moved to the right and it all just keeps piling
up... Well, it's about time to sort it out really, isn't it?
Besides, there's nothing like a spring, or summer, clean! Get stuck
Finding that your part of the rumour mill again,
Libra? But what's this? You're on the production side of things
this time, is that really such a good idea? You've seen what
stirring the pot can do to someone, you've had it done to you in
the past, so why lower yourself and take part eh? All publicity
isn't good publicity, and untruths are even worse. So rein it in a
Where's the effort gone, Scorpio? Sure, everyone
loves chips and a beer in front of the telly, but why not take your
loved one out once in a while? Splash the cash a little? Show her
that she's still worth it. Even if it's a burger and chips, at
least make sure it's on some fine china, not out of the paper. You
never know, you might get a little thanks...
Time's ticking, Sagittarius! The more you dither over
options and waste time not choosing which route to take in your
life, the more you're going to regret not making snap decisions.
Not everything has to be weighed up, pros and cons don't really
count in the long run, so why not go with what your heart wants?
Listen to your first desire and go with it!
What goes around comes around, Capricorn. It's all
very well plotting your revenge and, quite frankly, I don't blame
you - it's been a pretty tough time lately for you. But, having
said that, they'll get what's coming to them, fate has a funny way
of doing that. And when they're receiving their comeuppance, you
can sit there like that cat who got the cream.
Hello, Aquarius, summer has arrived? So you've binge
watched all of OITNB, you've re-watched TLW just because you could
and now you're floundering around in the abyss of lost TV. So why
don't you get outside? It's no good pining for characters and their
relationships, why don't you go out there and have some
relationships of your own eh? Have some fun!
Life can be stressful sometimes, right Pisces? But
there's always a way around things, the solution may not be
immediate and it may not be staring you in the face, but you'll get
there eventually. I'm sure that you and your lovely lady will find
a way to make your future ideas become a closer reality, just give
it time and, at risk of sounding like Mother, patience is a