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DIVA Horoscopes

Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)

Some people don't know when to stop, do they Aries? Your strength and determination at NOT biting someone's head off is commendable. Some people are hard work and it seems that a certain someone has been putting your patience to the test recently, but keep a cool head and they'll get over it sooner or later. You certainly deserve a sizeable dose of your favourite alcohol after this...

 

 

 

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Taurus (20 Apr-20 May)

Finding it hard to summon up some motivation, Taurus? There's something rather satisfying about lounging around in your pjs until gone midday, but when that becomes an every day thing, well, a problem surfaces. Even if you go for a saunter in your local town, or meet some friends for a bevvy, get out there! Your skin would love to soak up some fresh air, trust me. 

 

 

 

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Gemini (21 May-21 Jun)

Beans on toast becoming a staple part of your diet, Gemini? Local kebabby knows your name, your order, national insurance number, love life? You get the picture - your eating habits have been a little unsavoury lately so why not raid your fridge? There's bound to be some frozen veg and a bit of meat in there that you can throw together. Tantalise those taste buds and look after yourself! 

 

 

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Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul)

Feeling like you've had enough lately, Cancer? You've just about had it up to here with drama upon rumours upon MORE drama, lavished with arguments - so why not take matters into your own hands and take a break? Go into hiding for a little bit and take yourself out of the situation, I'm sure you'll have much more fun watching others' dramas on Netflix than being at the centre of it yourself! 

 

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Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug)

You're not the only one with worries and woes, Leo, so why the long face? Life throws shit at us constantly, you don't need me to tell you that, it's just how you deal with the crap that matters. Rather than throwing a tantrum and refusing to deal with the issue, try growing a pair of metaphorical balls and facing it head on. You're a fighter, and you've proven that you can overcome a lot of problems, what's one more eh? 

 

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Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep)

Attempting to call a truce is a lot harder than it used to be, Virgo, it seems that the white flag combined with the olive branch aren't quite cutting it any more. I'm afraid that seeking forgiveness requires a lot more thought than that, you can go in on your knees hanging your head low, or you can front it out and have a few choice words. It's your choice... Having said that, a bunch of flowers and some wooing wouldn't go amiss I'm sure. 

 

 

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Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct)

People come and go, Libra, you know this more than most. Sometimes things just get in the way of a friendship, relationship or romance and sadly, once you've reached the point of no return it's hard to bring it back. But there's always a way - way back when we didn't have the luxury of social media or phones, but now a good catch up is only a message away... Embrace it! 

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Scorpio (24 Oct-21 Nov)

Actions speak louder than words, Scorpio, and if someone isn't giving you the good grace of following through on a promise or arrangement, then you're well within your rights to tell them to sod off. We tend to need proof, when someone says something and then goes back on their word, they may find themselves in the dog house. Don't let people walk over you, you're worth more than that! 

 

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Sagittarius (22 Nov-21 Dec)

Wandering eyes causing you a bit of trouble lately Sagittarius? You've got a lovely lady and yet you can't stop yourself from gazing at a bit of cleavage or shapely calf at every opportunity you get. This hasn't gone unnoticed though, your woman frequently rolls her eyes at your open mouthed staring and you're often the receiver of a slap on the arm. Pull it back and control those hormones of yours - your lady won't stand for it forever. 

 

 

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Capricorn (22 Dec-19 Jan)

Limelight calling you again, Capricorn? Take some advice - stay out of it. Although your friends are encouraging you to step into the spotlight and bask in the attention of others, it's not always positive and you're at risk of finding yourself in a less than desirable situation. You're no stranger to people fawning all over you, but dirty looks and whispers aren't very favourable, so just step back and let someone else go first.

 

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Aquarius (20 Jan-18 Feb)

Bank balance taken a bit of a battering lately Aquarius? Sure, flashing the cash makes you look good in front of others, but when you're at home nursing a champagne induced hangover I'm sure a pot noodle is just what you imagined crying into. Take care of your bare necessities before you go partying eh? A girl has got to eat, and although diamonds are a girls best friend, own brand food and toiletries aren't. 

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Pisces (19 Feb-20 Mar)

Feeling nervous, Pisces? Don't be, you'll be fine. Whatever task you're undertaking you know you have the willpower and strength to get through it! You're hot stuff and you've got the intelligence to match; you're the whole package, and people would be stupid not to recognise that in you. You've more good qualities than I can count on one hand, so go for it, it must be knackering being that good?! 

 

 

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