Found yourself suddenly cooing over babies, Aries?
Finding it hard to step away from the tiny converse and found
yourself exclaiming to your friends 'oh my god have you seen these
little socks?!' Your cat is getting sick of being mauled, cuddles
and swaddled in a blanket like a tiny person, so step away from the
kitty and get a grip. Broody-ness comes to most women, just y'know,
deal with it in a better way?
Got bills coming out of every orifice, Taurus? It
seems that you're ignoring them and hoping that they turn out for
the best. Tipping money down the drain on a night out or spending
spree is all well and good, but in the cold light of day you can be
sure that you'll regret it - especially when you're sitting there
with no electricity. Take five minutes to sit down with a coffee
and plough through your finances, you'll feel better at the end of
Someone call the fashion police, please! Gemini, it's
about time you sorted your wardrobe out. It's all very well and
good budgeting and going for the 'vintage' look, but when your
clothes have holes as big as your fist and there's more flesh on
show than you intended - it's either time to treat yourself to some
new clothes, or indulge in a spot of sewing. You're allowed to look
your best, and I think it's about time you left the bomber jacket
and shell suit in the 90s.
As you've no doubt heard a million times before,
Cancer, time is a healer. But that doesn't mean you can sit staring
at your watch awaiting peace and tranquility- you might need to
actively seek those things out. Allow yourself to feel things;
emotion, yourself, others (take that as you will)... Just find
something to keep your mind busy, whatever that may be, you'll get
there in the end.
Happy, Leo? Yes? Are you sure? I think you should
tell your face that. We all have a 'resting face' and unfortunately
it seems that you look upset, so if there's nothing wrong then
cheer up! No-one likes looking at a face like a slapped arse, and
we all know how wonderful you can look with a smile on your face.
It wouldn't go amiss for the old love life either, a smile says a
thousand words after all.
Feeling at a bit of a loss for something to do,
Virgo? So the weather is just being to draw in, the nights are
darker earlier and the days seem that little bit shorter, but
that's not to say that you can't get out there and do things with
your time! Grab some friends together and go out - stop using the
weather as an excuse for your laziness - get out there and do
A bit of indulgence goes a long way, Libra, I think
it's about time your treated yourself, don't you? A bubble bath is
amazing to de-stress, and even better when shared. Or treat
yourself to a massage? We all know that those are MUCH better when
shared. An early night will do you the world of good, if you can
refrain from bed time activities... but then there's always the
morning for that sort of thing... isn't there ;)
Ooooh someone's got a chip on their shoulder this
month, Scorpio, what's annoyed you?! You just can't seem to let
things go, can you? It's all very well harbouring a grudge but when
that's all you can focus on, it becomes a problem. While you're
letting that feeling fizz away inside you, that chip is becoming
fried - so just brush it off and get over it. Do yourself a
Now that Christmas is just around the corner,
Sagittarius, the Scrooge in you is beginning to resurface. You find
yourself tutting at the cards and decs appearing in the shops
already and moan to your friends that Halloween hasn't already been
yet! Rather than moaning, why not just let everyone get on with it.
It's not affecting you - and if you can't beat 'em, you can always
Finding that time is running away with you,
Capricorn? You seem to have blinked and we're nearing the end of
September already - a few more wrinkles on your face and that ache
in your back suggest that time is indeed going faster and you are,
indeed, getting older. But let's face it, you're not old, so make
the most of what you've got. Do things with your time and spend it
with those you love.
Found yourself up the creek without a paddle once
again, Aquarius? You always seem to get yourself into some kind of
mischief don't you, often with dire consequences, and it's time you
stopped and thought about your actions. You can't rely on your
friends to bail you out at every opportunity, they're running out
of patience and, if your honest, your conscience is tapping you
disapprovingly on your shoulder...
Feeling like you're being pulled from every limb
lately, Pisces? You don't know if you're coming, going, leaving or
never been - but one thing's for sure, you need to make your own
mind up. Don't listen to your lovely lady, your friends or your
family, choose what's best for you - if you don't, you'll find
yourself stuck in a situation that you're not happy in. No-one
wants to live with a misery guts, do they?