Everyone knows that things can be difficult
sometimes, Aries, especially when concerning matters of the heart.
But my oh my, if us gay folk have been able to push through the
social boundaries and are able to get married now, you can sure as
hell push through these problems - keep your head up and stay
Party time, again? Really, Taurus? It's fine to let
your hair down, sometimes we need a night out to release some of
the tension we accumulate in the week... but every weekend? And on
a week night too? C'mon, put the jagerbomb down and pick up a good
ole British cuppa tea, your body will thank you for it.
Piper, Alex, Nicki... Shane, Bette, Carmen...
Frankie, Tess, Sam... It's all very well lusting after these
fictional women, Gemini, but why don't you start being a little
more realistic? There are plenty of luscious and obtainable ladies
out there; if you pay attention to who's right in front of you,
they might end up in a more desirable position.
You sure know how to shock people, don't you Cancer.
It's all very well doing something radical, but ensure that you're
doing it for the right reasons, not just to get noticed. If your
heart is in the right place, then go for it, try to make a change -
I'm sure you'll have a band of followers in no time, some a little
closer than others ;)
Looks like you've successfully caught a Spring cold,
Leo. You poor thing. Go, get a lemsip, a hot water bottle, a
collection of movies (eye candy optional) and curl up with a
blanket. If you have a cat, grab it for a cuddle, if you have a
lady, take full advantage of the attention - if you have neither, a
soft toy will do.
Had a bit of a stressful time lately haven't you,
Virgo. You can relax now, you deserve it. Light some candles and
have a bath, chill out with a good book and, if you have the
necessary components, let someone give you a rather lovely
massage... you never know, it might lead to a different sort of
Keep your eyes on the prize Libra. It's very likely
that there will be certain people in your peripheral vision trying
to usurp the object of your affections, but if you whack on your
blinkers and stay focused, you'll be fine. Make sure you don't fall
for others' affections, stay on the straight and narrow!
You charmer you, look at these ladies fawning all
over you Scorpio. Some would call you a player, some would say that
you're just having some fun... as long as your toying is all in
good faith (yeah, right) then that's ok. But playing with so many
ladies hearts can only end one way... be careful.
Don't regret anything, Sagittarius, put it all down
to experience. So you drunkenly fell over, in front of everyone;
you put your foot in it with that hot girl; that time you ended up
somewhere you shouldn't have been. All experience, bad ones, don't
regret, just learn not to do them again!
Look at you, Capricorn, turning in to a bit of an
entrepeneur aren't you. Good for you, I'm sure your new fandangled
thingybob gadget will make you tons of money and you'll be richer
than Richard Branson... if it doesn't happen, then at least you've
given it a good shot! The dragons await your arrival...
Where's your sense of fun gone, Aquarius? Your
friends are getting a bit tired of listening to your woes and
whining, sure, go to them when you have a problem, but when the
only issue you have is the same one you've had for the past
month... you know, it's time to give it a rest and do. something.
Little do you know what the future has in store for
you, Pisces. That's part of the fun though, not knowing what's
around the corner... don't stress and worry about it, just go with
it. You can be safe in the knowledge that your woman isn't going
anywhere either, she'll be right by your side... come rain or