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DIVA Horoscopes

Aries (21 Mar-19 Apr)

If you feel like you're fighting a losing battle, Aries, now might be a good time to hold your hands up and admit defeat. We can't be on the defensive all the time and as much as you seem to enjoy confrontation, you have to admit that you're looking forward to slumping down on your sofa - waving a white flag of course. You might be accepting your position through gritted teeth, but sometimes if there's no way out, that's the best you can do my friend… I guarantee that this won't be the last battle you're involved in, so enjoy the rest whilst you can.

 

 

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Taurus (20 Apr-20 May)

If you want a good balance in life, they say that if you work hard… you can play hard. But it seems that this philosophy has passed you by Taurus - spending hours (and too much money) down the pub or venturing on late night jaunts with a desirable lady might seem like a good idea at the time, but when you're falling asleep into your morning muesli at work the next day… well, I think you need to acknowledge that something needs to change. Sure you can still enjoy yourself, just cut it down a bit? Besides, there are plenty of things you can do if you stay in, aren't there…

 

 

 

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Gemini (21 May-21 Jun)

Sometimes all we need is a bloody good cry, Gemini. So rather than holding back, why don't you find a box of Kleenex and let the flood gates open? You can be a snotty, red-faced mess for all I care, but no-one gives a toss what you look like… as long as you feel better afterwards. Look how much better the female heroines feel after a weep - Piper Chapman, Bette, and hell - even Bridget Jones felt better after a cry. So go and let your tears flow free, I'm sure a friend will offer you a shoulder and a kind word if you need it… and then give you a talking-to to bring you back to your senses.

 

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Cancer (22 Jun-22 Jul)

Living on edge won't get you very far, Cancer, trust me. We're all victims of our own worry, but if you're walking around on eggshells all the time waiting for something to happen - you're never going to get anything done. You don't want to approach your crush for fear of embarrassing yourself; you don't want to accept your dream job in case you end up taking a pay cut; you won't even drive your car for fear of something going wrong… giving yourself a nervous disposition is detrimental, before you know it you won't go anywhere or do anything… try living freely, you can do it!

 

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Leo (23 Jul-22 Aug)

Has sticking it to the man lost its thrill, Leo? What happened to that feisty nature you have?You're less lion and more pussycat lately… more's the shame. You used to question someone ordering you around, but now you don't give a second thought to someone telling you how it is and how you should be… so what's happened? Try and find some of that inner strength again, I don't mean go and verbally attack the next person that comes your way, but be a little more mindful of those who are, quite frankly, taking the piss out of you. You don't have to back down so easily… meow.

 

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Virgo (23 Aug-22 Sep)

You've tried it all, Virgo - breathing deeply, lighting incense, yoga, even spending an inordinate amount of money on a 'relaxing spa break' that only resulted in an allergic reaction to the creams they used… nothing is making you relax. You've exhausted all options and there's little left to suggest apart from Feng Shuing your home to within an inch of its life… a little stress in your life is good, it gives you a challenge and makes the good times seem better. So rather than running from your stress, try to embrace it and roll with it - just learn to manage them a little better.

 

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Libra (23 Sep-23 Oct)

Listening in on others' conversations will only get you in trouble, Libra, and my-oh-my haven't you found that out. It's too little, too late, you can't un-hear what you've been made privy to and now you're left with this sensitive information… From where I'm standing you have a few choices, keep schtum and sit on it, or you can drop a whole load of relationship and friendship-ruining gossip into someone's lap - it's your choice. But remember that revenge is a dish best served cold and people love to shoot the messenger, so you might be wearing the bull's-eye if you dare to divulge.

 

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Scorpio (24 Oct-21 Nov)

Being stung in the backside by your own hot-headedness isn't the most desirable of situations is it, Scorpio? But you've found yourself in this very situation… in trying to shame someone else you've managed to put yourself at the centre of the drama and there are plenty of people who are willing to put the blame on you - that age old rhyme 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me' is being put to the test here as words most certainly do hurt… as you're about to find out. But it just goes to show what can happen when the tide turns my friend, you're going to have to brave it.

 

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Sagittarius (22 Nov-21 Dec)

Torn between feeling nostalgic and moving with the times, Sagittarius? Your age old corduroy trousers and very fetching hair styles of times gone by are calling your name, but equally the modern-age is summoning you to take part in the craze of butch/androgynous clothing and edgy haircuts… well you know what I say, dress and look however the hell you want to! If you want to team mustard coloured corduroy trousers with a tight blazer then go for it - there's no reason why the old and new can't come together… and that doesn't just work for clothes either…

 

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Capricorn (22 Dec-19 Jan)

Trying to smack the blame on someone else, when you know that it was your mistake isn't very nice, Capricorn. We're not talking about spilling the milk or walking mud through the house… we're talking life affirming mistakes here, things of real consequence! If you were really bothered you'd stand up and take the blame like the strong woman you are, I've no doubt that you've been through worse things than this and I'm sure you'll have even worse backlash in the future… This one isn't going to be swept under the carpet my friend, so stand up and be counted.

 

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Aquarius (20 Jan-18 Feb)

Staring lustfully out of a window doesn't transport you outside, Aquarius, so what makes you think ogling that lady from afar is going to take you into her arms eh? I'm afraid that you're going to have to stand up and do something if you want to get the results… maybe ooh, I don't know, go and spark up a conversation with your lucky lady of choice? It's not that hard to speak to someone, and you never know what could happen if you dare to take that first step… surely it's worth the risk. And if things go to plan you can always bring the outside indoors… if you get my drift ;)

 

 

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Pisces (19 Feb-20 Mar)

Finding that you're at the end of your tether, Pisces? Whether your other half is pushing your limits, or your bills are piling on top of you, you can do it. You might snap and have a hissy fit, you might even throw a few toys out of your pram, but in the end you know you'll pull through…in fact having a rant might do you some good! Slamming a few doors and storming off in a huff will do wonders for your anger, and when you've finished blowing your top, you can come simpering back with your tail between your legs for a snuggle and some forgiveness.

 

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